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    Super Midget IX
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    My snake's been invite to a formal dinner. This is his first time outing. Will he make

    an asp of himself? He has never been to a function of this scale before. He hasn't learnt to use his knife and fork tongue very well yet and I am scared he might not viper his mouth properly. The event might rattle him.
    "penis metaphor"? Oh please...
    It is YOU who have a dirty mind. This is purely a play on word question. VERY G rated.
    Thank you.

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    BR Tiger fan
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    ssssounds ssssscary.

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    jms043
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    Your biggest problem is where to put the cummerbund.

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    Red
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    What snake are you talking about? Is it your mate? Hee Hee.

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    jms043
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    Your biggest problem is where to put the cummerbund.

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    Dr. Pepper
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    Penis metaphors arent that funny any more.

 

 

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