Why is it Haram for a muslim woman to ride a bicycle?

**Iranian Princess** · 03-17-2009, 06:30 AM

Mullah's say that its dangerous because the bicycle seat can give the woman rider sexual pleasure and that Allah hates it

is it true?

03-17-2009, 06:30 AM

Hahahahaha! Oh, that it were true! My bike irritates me rather than getting me all hot and bothered. Maybe I need to try the seat the mullah was experimenting with! Maybe he got all horny when he rode it, but of course he won't forbid men since they need to GO places, unlike we women folk who need do nothing but while away our time at home waiting to pleasure our husbands whenever they please. Ahhhh, the good life!

Actually, I think some say it is haram because people might actually look at her, a woman riding a bike being such an unusual sight on a bike in the Muslim world. (Very immodest.) Besides, her bottom's shape would be slightly exposed. Oh my!!! Better ban backless chairs for women as well. (Eyes roll.)

03-17-2009, 07:07 AM

omg wat the hell!
wat kind of question is that?!?
No one says that so quit trying to make Islam look bad and go ask questions somewhere else.

03-17-2009, 07:08 AM

Just another excuse to stop muslim women doing anything.

Bugger allah.

**Tarre** · 03-17-2009, 07:36 AM

is this question a joke or what?Seriously what is wrong with you! That is very insulting.

**Groovn** · 03-17-2009, 08:21 AM

i always wonderd why my ex was always smiling when we rode over bumpy paths. im with allah on this one. thats my job.

**`es ay ar ay.** · 03-17-2009, 08:21 AM

I'm surprised that your brain actually promotes this as humor.

You must have a pretty hollow skull.

03-17-2009, 08:22 AM

I wont ride my bike once i wear hijab because i can't imagine what other Muslims will think of me. Unless i stop caring what they think. I ride it now though-it's easier when no one knows you're Muslim