Series of Jokes.. Tell me what you think. #1...?

06-08-2009, 06:58 PM

These two guys, Bill and Ted, were out hunting in the woods hunting moose. After three days they had seen nothing so they decided they were going to try a different plan. On the next trip, they brought along a moose costume and some artificial moose mating scent in a can. They got out to the woods and sprayed the scent all over the trees at the edge of a clearing. Then they quickly climbed into the moose suit, Bill in the front and Ted in the back. After a few minutes, a huge bull moose appeared and started running towards them.
Bill yelled at Ted, "We've got a big one coming, you better give me the rifle!"
Ted replied, "I thought YOU had the rifle! What are we going to do?"
Bill looked at Ted and said, "Well, I think I need some rest but you better brace yourself!"