Tell me some funny jokes about religion!?

[Vikram]

This is just for fun, so don't delete the question!
Here's one - Bill Gates died and was given a choice Between heaven and hell.w first he went to heaven and saw Angels and clean gardens etc.
Then he saw hell and saw Fast cars glamorous buildings etc.
He said to God" i want to stay in hell"
God said fine and sent him to hell.
Then bill gates saw torture suffering fires etc in hell, he asked Devil , " Why is all this like this, devil said " First you came using tourist visa , now you came using immigrant visa!"

[11dimensions]

oh oh oh! i have a good christian joke!

ok, here goes. r u ready?

Sarah Palin.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOLOLOLZ

[Charlie]

Here's one.

first man: "put these explosives on, and go blow yourself up in a crowded place, taking potentially hundreds, even thousands, with the blast."
second man: "but why?"
first man: "you will end up in an afterlife paradise and will get to have 72 virgins!"
second man: "oh, OK!!!"


Hahahaha! No wait, that's not a joke.

[biff]

Choices:
Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

[LeoL]

The word alone is funny already.

[Andrea Guitar Heroine]

What's the difference between a Catholic and a catheter?

One's full of piss and the other's full of sh**.

[Destini]

One way to make God laugh is to tell him what you have planned.
You're the jock sherlock.

[benjamin m]

Please do not take offence

"A lot of (Fundamentalist) Christians wear cross round thier necks, do you think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a f****ing cross? That's like goin' up to Jackie Onasis with a littler sniper rifle pendant! Hey Jackie! Just thinking of John.."

-Bill Hicks.

I dunno, i'd have to think about it and get back to you.