Martha Stewart's in your lounge holding a chicken and wearing only a rubber apron - what would you do?

01-25-2007, 12:00 AM

Slap her big butt with the chicken.

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01-25-2007, 12:28 AM

Tell her to cook that chiken and then have sex with me

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01-25-2007, 12:35 AM

RUNNNNNN!!!!!!

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01-25-2007, 01:32 AM

Tell her to start cooking.

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01-28-2007, 10:17 PM

Take the chicken and kick her out.

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01-29-2007, 02:14 AM

If it were Martha, say, 20 years ago (and 20 years younger) I'd bone both her and then the chicken. :) Today though, I'd probably just smile, ask for the chicken to be "jerked"*, and nothing else. :)

Geez, this question just brings out the worst in me. :p

*Jamaican cuisine reference.

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01-29-2007, 04:53 PM

Well, I don't eat chicken and I've never been a Martha Stewart fan so I would probably show them both the door.

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01-29-2007, 06:57 PM

Run. Fast.

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01-30-2007, 05:42 PM

laugh, because I would be dreaming as Martha in my kitchen naked would be nuts as it's probaly kinda cold outside right now. Canada is a tad cold at this moment.

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