Billy was at school this morning in the outback and the teacher asked all
the children what there fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc,but
Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father. "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off
all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really
good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep
with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy
aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for Australia but I was just too
embarrassed to say."
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