10 points for the funnest joke or riddle!?

09-10-2009, 08:32 AM

Sorry to ask this question again but the previous question got removed for some reason! (What a wast of 5 points!) Anyway just submit your joke/riddle here to claim your prize.

look forward to reading them!!!

**Mini** · 09-10-2009, 08:32 AM

in our school there is a boy named A ONE GREAT.
that's quite funny..........

09-10-2009, 08:32 AM

wat has two brown legs and 2 grey legs?

an elephant with diarrhoea!!

**Angelika** · 09-10-2009, 08:33 AM

To Home With Love

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ Iwould love to hear
from you.
Love,
Your $on.

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are
eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget
that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
Dad

09-10-2009, 08:33 AM

theres this poor guy who works in a meat factory. everyday he steals what he can.one day he could only steal cow uters. so he shoved them into his pockets and pants. on the bus ride home he fell asleep with his pants unzipped and a uter sticked out, a woman comes unto the bus, sees the unzipped pants and starts yelling at the guy, "omfg you asshole there r childern on the bus, how could u" the guy tries to push the uter back into his pants, but it isnt fittng so he cuts it out, and the women faints,hahahahhaha