Oh yeah, I'm sure you've all heard about these polls that supposedly show that the right wing is gaining ground in public support lately... Well, your polls showed McCain winning in a landslide too, how'd that work out for ya?
I've never seen another politician that could play the right wing like a fiddle the way Obama can...
-Birth Certificate: There's an old saying that "You don't interrupt your enemy while he's making a mistake". If Obama gave up the "long form" certificate that people are crying for... They'd stop crying, right? The fun part is, the crying does nothing to cost conservatives credibility. Why release it? Just let the opposition firebomb themselves.
Speech to Schoolchildren: I've been laughing my ass off about this one for awhile. The strategists knew that the right would react the way they did. The ambiguously socialist sounding DOE materials that were supposed to accompany the speech? Completely planned and staged, designed to give the conservatives something to be up in arms about... Then when he gives the actual speech, the opponents end up looking like complete asses. The best part though, is this created a smoke screen for:
HEALTH CARE!!!: That's right, haven't heard much about that lately, have you? Now with his opponents caught sitting there with their foot in their mouth over the children's speech, he's set to deliver a landmark speech on healthcare reform tonight, and it's looking very likely that the public option is going to make through now as well.
So basically, the right wing has gotten played like a fiddle by Obama. Go ahead and start shouting angry slogans about communism or fascism or secret muslims or whatever in your responses to this as well, that's exactly what Obama wants The entire right wing is completely split in two between the rational right (the low taxes, small government guys) and the nutjobs (birthers, health care opponents, etc). Good luck getting behind the same candidates in 2010 and 2012 in your futile attempt to regain seats. The fact is, the right wing has been totally divided and effectively destroyed for the purpose of actually electing republican politicians to seats by Obama's brilliant tactics, and it's going to take decades to repair the damage.
So then: Barack Obama: Most brilliant politician of all time?
I'm flattered that people think this is copypasta. I just wrote it myself!
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