What is the best yo mama joke?

[nayim]

need yo mama jokes that make sense

[cupcake.]

yo mama is so fat that when someone told me to drive around her, i ran out of petrol.

yo mama is so fat that she was baptized in the ocean.

yo mama is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, the toilet started singing: "A-B-C-D-E-F-G, get yo fat A$$ off of me!".

[thatonegirl]

My favorite all time is "Yo mama is so fat, in school, she sat next to EVERYONE"

[pink butterfly]

Yo mama is so fat, that when she went to KFC and they asked her what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof

Yo mama is so fat that Slim Fast refused to sell to her as to not damage their reputation because no amount of weight yo momma lost would be enough.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the zoo, the elephant began to throw peanuts at her.

[Robert]

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!