The man, a Minnesotan by birth,
sat in the chair spreading his girth
dropping his line with Walleye in mind
he sucked his beer, a Ballentine
Eight beers later he got a jerk
from out his mouth his beer did squirt
shocked into action he tried to ascend
his a** stuck firm the chair didn't give
now rolling around all over the ground
the walleye jerked lose and swam around
laughing at the rotound man
with white plastic chair firmly jammed
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