Thread: Fart Etiquette?

Fart Etiquette(Or rules for breaking wind) 1-The first rule is to always blame someone else! Always try to be in a group if you have to cut one loose! 2-In a crowded elevator; look for a candidate to put the blame on, usually a gent talking with a woman. Get close, cut one hard and fast, then Immediately back up and give the recipient a frowning stare! It is hard for people to pin point sound, so other people will cue off of your revulsion and place the blame on the target. The victim will look surprised, making him look even more guilty! 3-If you are in a “Guy” event or teaching a class, call all the men to look at some tiny imaginary object on the floor. When they are leaning over to see, spin and cut one! Guys always laugh when they have been duped into letting someone Fart in their face! Even better if it was created by eating foul gas producers like eggs, cabbage and beans!

Son...is there a question here...or did you go to stupid class last week! :O(