Thread: roses are red, violets are blue... easy 10 points?

do you know any adaptations of these verses? i used to know loads but can hardly remember any now.....

here is a few to start you off...

roses are red
its elementary,
lets call a friend,
and try double entry.

roses are red,
violets are twisted,
bend over love,
your about to get fisted.

sugar is sweet
and so are you!


yay me!

and you smell like poo... boo hoo!!

roses are red, violets are blue...

I have drank too much booze
and so have you
here I am with a softy
no I didn't go to Wendy's
This isn't a frosty

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your the reason Im still in love with you.

Roses are red
Violets are pink
She smells beautiful
but you sure stink!

rose are red- ish
violets are blue - ish
if it wasnt for jesus,
we'd all be jewish!

roses are red, violeys are blue
sugar is sweet and so
are you

Roses are red
violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
and so am I

Roses are red
Violets are blue
What's 1+1?
Is the answer 2?

roses are red
violets are blue
what would i do
if i don't see you?

..................I'm gonna wash your mouth out with doo doo.