I have 8 hard inquiries on my credit report. I have a 700+ credit score and low debt ratio to income. HOWEVER these hard inquiries are keeping me from getting credit!

How do I legally erase these past hard inquiries from my credit report? I had no idea that apply for a simple credit line would wind up haunting me for 2 years!

I heard there is a way to dispute your WHOLE credit report...how do I do that?? HELP PLEASE!