Through the months leading up to the campaign, Cindy McCain has seemed somewhat brittle and distant, especially compared to the more accessible Michelle Obama. Well The Onion has given us a closer look at Cindy, who, earlier this year told Newsweek she's "just like any other female human." She loves gardening, The Onion reports, and "spending a lazy Saturday in the sleep pod that delivers nutrients to her body during its nightly stasis period." And she wants to spend much of her resources on the children, because "humans in the larval stage need our care the most." Watch a video on the softer side of Cindy by clicking on her picture. [The Onion]

Cindy McCain Claims Sheâ??s â??Just Like Any Other Female Humanâ??

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