I am your better. Do as I say.

07-10-2010, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by Rigamarole

Originally Posted by jsgoddess

Is there any way I can avoid developing a she-penis? I'm scared.

Don't worry about it. Some men are into that.

Is there a pamphlet or something about "How to Tell Your Loved One You Have Developed a She-Penis"?

I guess I could just send him a link to this thread and hope he sits me down for a Very Special Conversation.

07-10-2010, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by Chessic Sense

Did you not notice all the comments where they call the blogger a tool and whatnot?

Everybody's calling you a tool and you don't seem to think that makes it so.

07-10-2010, 04:45 PM

I'm just trying to figure out where racism fits into all this.

**Villa** · 07-10-2010, 07:14 PM

Originally Posted by Chessic Sense

Oh yeah, that's a good point...

Wait, no. It's stupid. Because I DIDN'T get on at Vienna or Shady Grove or Frac-Spring. And I didn't take it the entire track. I end up paying the same price as I would have anyway. It makes absolutely no difference, money-wise, if I swipe in at my start station or the end station.

And Metro know this how? Because you tell them? Because you are white and wouldn't lie?

So Jamal, working hard at the kiosk at your destination, let's call it Metro Center, is expected to divine somehow that you got on at Dupont Circle, not at Vienna?

It only makes no difference if you were on a short enough trip for minimum fare. And without you swiping when you get on, Metro doesn't know that.

07-10-2010, 10:09 PM

Originally Posted by olivesmarch4th

I'm just trying to figure out where racism fits into all this.

Power Trip Jamal, Metro Employee Extraordinaire (PTJMEE) did not recognize Chessic Sense as being of a superior race.

07-10-2010, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by Enuma Elish

So - you knew how to sneak in, but didn't know how to sneak out?

I guess the DC Metro system is some kind of Roach Motel.

07-11-2010, 01:05 AM

I'm trying to figure out why Chessic was telling all this to a Metro employee who was on the train. Was the guy carrying a spare ticket machine around with him?

07-11-2010, 01:50 AM

Originally Posted by runner pat

Originally Posted by olivesmarch4th

I'm just trying to figure out where racism fits into all this.

Power Trip Jamal, Metro Employee Extraordinaire (PTJMEE) did not recognize Chessic Sense as being of a superior race.

Ah. I guess I was so impressed by the overt classism of the OP I was overlooking the implicit racism.

07-11-2010, 02:20 AM

Originally Posted by Bryan Ekers

Originally Posted by Enuma Elish

So - you knew how to sneak in, but didn't know how to sneak out?

I guess the DC Metro system is some kind of Roach Motel.

Or some variation of the Hotel California.

07-11-2010, 02:55 AM

Originally Posted by Chessic Sense

And I'm not a fucking intern.

Shut up and go back to filing and xeroxing.

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