Whew it's hot out here! Summer Mini-Rants

07-09-2010, 08:26 AM

STOP FUCKING CRAMPING. UGH.

I don't know what part of you is doing this, stupid womanly bits, but all the poking around was TWO WEEKS AGO. GET OVER IT ALREADY.

07-09-2010, 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by KneadToKnow

You have to have a prescription for that now?

That's a whole nuther thread.

**Chimera** · 07-09-2010, 09:06 AM

Fucking Body, stop hurting. Especially stop hurting so much that a combination of Vicodin and Flexiril is not sufficient to douse the pain.

07-09-2010, 09:17 AM

Lookit, birds, if you're going to nest in our eavestrough, would you mind looking after your babies a little better? Two eggs died earlier this year, and I just scooped up and bagged a dead and very stinky fledgeling. Pew.

07-09-2010, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by melodyharmonius

Wile E - I would look her straight in the face and go, "I have a theory about you."

And refuse to tell her - then when she finally pesters you enough, look her in the eyes and say, "Someone lied to you as a child and told you that if you ever stopped making noise, you'd die. Well, I'm here to tell you - it's just not true. In fact, the opposite is true. The more you talk, the shorter your life span becomes. Trust me, us short people know these things."

Then walk away and start working on something else.

Thanks for making me smile but I'd probably get in trouble for that. Although I did get snarky with her tonight and she didn't even notice. She's making me so stabby I think I may get someone else to work for me tomorrow. As for tonight I am self-medicating with wine and chocolate cake.

07-09-2010, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by Cat Whisperer

Punctuation goes inside quotation marks.

Not all punctuation. But the US standard (unlike UK usage) is that periods (and commas) always go inside quotation marks, which I assume is what Shot from Guns was referring to.

07-09-2010, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by descamisado

Anybody want to start a petition against these puns?

I'll cosine.

Okay, but hurry, I've got a plane to catch.

07-09-2010, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by Ferret Herder

I guess it might be harder for the cat to get the idea at first ("Yes, you want to go in that bucket with a hole in the top. Yes, it's a good thing to do.") but that would work well for that problem.

Per the reviews on Amazon, it seems like most cats have no problems adjusting.

07-09-2010, 11:47 AM

Better yet: JUST HAND YOUR MONEY TO ME, IDIOTS!

07-09-2010, 11:53 AM

Flies and mosquitoes ugh!!!!

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