Fish Warrior??! Gimme a fuckin' break, you 'extreme' douchebags

**jayjay** · 07-14-2010, 01:57 AM

Originally Posted by Kobal2

(seriously though, you guys have got fishing shows ? I think the old "watching paint dry" standard's been topped. Which is pretty extreme.)

We also have hunting shows. Which is even less exciting than it sounds. It consists mostly of some guy sitting behind a bush waiting for a deer or a turkey to show up. Unless he's hunting on a ranch or something, in which case it consists of some guy sitting up in a tree near the (filled) feeding station waiting for a deer or an elk.

07-14-2010, 07:33 AM

I flip by Animal Planet every so often, but there never seem to be any actual animals on the screen, so not impressed.

07-14-2010, 10:10 AM

I've only seen one River Monster, but I was impressed - the guys were "noodlin'", which is using your fat fingers as bait for 250# catfish! Now that deserved the title "extremely nuts".

07-14-2010, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by Smeghead

So it's not this guy, then? I don't think anyone else deserves the title.

That might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. The only title that guy deserves is douchebag of the decade.

07-15-2010, 01:09 AM

Originally Posted by Marley23

We watched an episode and a half of River Monsters yesterday and I thought it was pretty good. As soon as we heard 'Fish Warrior is next,' we laughed and changed the channel. You can't call your show that and expect me to take it seriously or spend time on it. On the positive side, douchebag is getting kind of worn out, and Fish Warrior would be a great substitute.

I am intrigued by your idea and would like to subscribe to your magazine.

**smeghead** · 07-15-2010, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by Labrador Deceiver

The only title that guy deserves is douchebag of the decade.

Oh, I agree. I thought "douchebag" was implied in the title "Fish Warrior".

07-15-2010, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by Kobal2

I'm an Xtreem couch potato myself. Unafraid to patrol the wildest, most dangerous areas of my living room, in my underwear, while eating junk food off the filthiest plates in the world. Where's my fucking camera crew ?! The world needs to know my story.

Yeah, like any of those losers have ever known the agony of having a pretzel stuck in their navel. Buncha pussies.

07-15-2010, 11:24 PM

Originally Posted by Labrador Deceiver

That might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. The only title that guy deserves is douchebag of the decade.

Give him a break.

His accent sounds like it's from New Zealand, and sometimes those Kiwis needs a change of scenery from jumping on sheep. Jumping on marlin seems like a reasonable enough diversion.

07-16-2010, 07:58 AM

Originally Posted by Boyo Jim

I've decided I want to be an extreme ethnomusicologist. I'm gonna go to remote villages and beat the tradional songs out of the elders if I have to, or even if I don't! But first I'm gonna kick the ass of some kid singing a nursery rhyme, just so they know I'm fuckin SERIOUS!

Where the hell were you when I was looking for a reason to stay in grad school?

Yours,
cwthree
Ethnomusicology program dropout

07-16-2010, 04:44 PM

I like River Monsters. They did a show about the Snakehead fish this past week that was really interesting. I heard about this fish and how it's destroying native fish populations so I was drawn to the show. You can almost say they reeled me in!

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