Fish Warrior??! Gimme a fuckin' break, you 'extreme' douchebags

**jayjay** · 07-18-2010, 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by NinjaChick

So I think there is still one unexplored XTREEEEEEM!!! market here: "Watch drunk guys fall out of trees whilst urinating on themselves".

That's not so much a sports category as a pr0n category, actually.

07-18-2010, 06:51 PM

The way that reads, they watchers may also be urinating on themselves while watching the drunk guys fall out of trees.

And, we may have found a new form of extreme hunting. You drink and drink, and eventually fall on top of your prey. The higher you fall from, the more points.

Hmmm.... maybe that's not right. I would rather fall on a grizzly bear from 50 feet up then collapse over one from ground level. At least from high up you have a chance of knocking it out.

07-19-2010, 01:17 AM

My favorite fishing show is Fishing With John. IMHO one of the only fishing shows worth watching.

Originally Posted by IMDB.com

Musician John Lurie knows nothing about fishing, but that doesn't stop him from embarking on fishing in exotic locations with friends.

His guests have included Tom Waits, Willem Dafoe, Matt Dillon, Dennis Hopper.

**Apollyon** · 07-19-2010, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by mhendo

Originally Posted by Labrador Deceiver

That might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. The only title that guy deserves is douchebag of the decade.

His accent sounds like it's from New Zealand, and sometimes those Kiwis needs a change of scenery from jumping on sheep. Jumping on marlin seems like a reasonable enough diversion.

That's completely unreasonable ethno-somethingorother-ist... some of us don't even like lamb chops.

As for Mr Helicopter-Marlin-Guy he's not a... what? ultimatefishingshow.com... Matt Watson... small town in NZ... oh... crap. Nevermind.

07-19-2010, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by Boyo Jim

Are we talking extreme pissers, or extreme pisser watchers?

Well, I was thinking the former, but I suppose the latter would also be "extreme" by some definition or another.

Originally Posted by jayjay

Originally Posted by NinjaChick

So I think there is still one unexplored XTREEEEEEM!!! market here: "Watch drunk guys fall out of trees whilst urinating on themselves".

That's not so much a sports category as a pr0n category, actually.

I see no reason why porn can't be sportsified. Not all of it must be, but, y'know. Audience participation. Vigorous physical movements. Heavy movements.

I feel incredibly dirty now.

07-19-2010, 01:00 PM

Extreme Rice
Extreme Movie Watching

**Ogre** · 07-19-2010, 05:53 PM

OK, let me explain myself. I like River Monsters because, despite the lurid name, it's really more about conservation and getting rid of the media hype around a lot of these big fish species.

07-19-2010, 11:42 PM

I keep thinking they're saying 'Fish Worrier'.

07-20-2010, 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by Zsofia

Originally Posted by singular1

I've only seen one River Monster, but I was impressed - the guys were "noodlin'", which is using your fat fingers as bait for 250# catfish! Now that deserved the title "extremely nuts".

My uncle used to do that. I've never understood why.

noodling.

Yeah, those guys are crazy. They shove their arms through the catfish's mouth and out one of the gills, and then just yank 'em outta the water. From what I've seen, they usually get cut up pretty good doing it, too.

07-20-2010, 09:49 AM

I don't care much for all these fishing, hunting, ice road trucker reality shows either- Nat Geo, History, and Discovery have gotten sort of lazy and unimaginative in their programming lately. I watched "River Monsters" one time and got totally disgusted when the featured monster fish was a stingray in Vietnam. If you'd never heard of stingrays before watching this show, you'd get the idea that they love to eat humans for breakfast. I always thought that they only attacked if you stepped on them or provoked them somehow. This knucklehead was dragging a ray out of the river by the ray's nose, and whined about getting stung! Serves him right.

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