Thread: 30 Rock Quotes Thread #1: It's always smiles time in here!

Liz: Oh, so you're the only one in the word that's allowed to make sex mistakes? You had a threeway with Roseanne and Tom Arnold.

Jenna: That was two years ago.

lol ew

Tracy: But I want you to know something... You and me, it's not gonna be a one-way street. 'Cause I don't believe in one-way streets. Not between people, and not while I'm driving.

:lol: :love: those quotes guys.

Tracy: That's a white myth, like Larry Bird and Colorado.

Jenna: Drug him? Liz, no. Having been on both sides of that, I could tell you it's not a good idea.

Tracy: I'm Liz Lemon, I wear manshirts. Watch me skateboard. :lmao:

“You two have built protective shell around me, like a hermit crab, or a mermaid boobie!” - Tracy

“Bonus means extra! I know that! From game shows!” — Kenneth

Kenneth: Science was my favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.

Liz: He's just like you. He's smart, he's worldly, and he's really good at making fun of my shoes. When he saw these, he asked me when my cult was committing suicide.

Phoebe: You know how John Lennon was better then all the rest of the Beatles but he never realized it until he met Yoko? Well I'm gonna be Jack's Yoko!
Liz: You want to be Yoko?!

Jenna: Kenneth, you know how you told Tracy not to go into your bedroom? Well naturally, we assumed you were a serial killer, and as you can imagine, your bird is dead.

Jack: Lemon, I would like to teach you something. I would like to be Michelle Pfeiffer to your angry black kid who learns that poetry is just another way to rap.

Liz: Where's Gary?
Jack: Gary's dead. I'm Jack Donaghy, new VP for NBC/GE/Universal/K-Mart.
Pete: Oh, so we own K-Mart now?
Jack: No. So why are you dressed like we do?

*As Jonathan shows Jack messages*
Jack: I'll call her back. Is she at the White House line? ... Tell them I need a 4 am tee-off time. ... Uh, five inches, but it's thick.