Thread: 30 Rock Quotes Thread #1: It's always smiles time in here!

Jack: You've been avoiding me, Lemon.
Liz: How do you do that without turning around?
Jack: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but... here we are.

Jack: I'm not a creative type like you, with your work sneakers and left-handedness.

:lol: But Jenna does like attention.


I liked Tracys line about the d-bag! :lmao:

Tracy: But I've got this little DBag with me.
Tracy Jr: I know what that means!
Tracy: Then why won't you tell me?!

Tracy: If you get rich off this stuff, just take care of my family. I don't want my kids to have to go to college.

Jack: Devon, I'm straighter than you are gay, and I leave particles of guys like you in my wind. I'm not afraid of you.

Yeah, it's like the Simpsons in that way.

Dennis's letter:

Dear Liz Lemon: While other women have bigger boobs than you, no other woman has as big a heart. When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first time since the ‘86 World Series, I cried… I cried like a big, dumb homo. And if it was up to me, we’d be together forever. But there’s a new thing called "women’s liberation," which gives you women the right to choose and you have chosen to abort me, and that I must live with. So tonight, when you arrive home, I’ll be gone. I officially renounce my squatter’s rights. Goodbye and good luck. I'll never forget you.

Jack: Kenneth, how much money do you have in your savings?
Kenneth: Well, let's see. [looks in his coffee can] Eighty thousand dollars!
Jack: If you don't include Confederate money?
Kenneth: Four thousand dollars!

Tracy: Stop eating people's old French fries, pigeon; have some self respect! Don't you know you can fly?

Liz: If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.

A great couple from the most recent:

"C'mon, Bible! Help a lady out!" - Liz

“I don’t want to go back to England. I can’t suffer through the London Olympics — we’re not prepared, Liz. Did you see the Beijing Opening Ceremonies? We don’t have control over our people like that!” — Wesley

Jack: You've been avoiding me, Lemon.
Liz: How do you do that without turning around?
Jack: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but... here we are.

Liz: We sure had a good year.
Jack: What are you talking about? It's May.

Josh: Cerie said she would do it with you.
Kenneth: Well that just makes me perspire!

Jack: Lemon, I'm impressed. You're beginning to think like a businessman.
Liz: A businesswoman.
Jack: I don't think that's a word.