30 Rock Quotes Thread #1: It's always smiles time in here!

07-23-2010, 08:03 PM

Wesley: There's only one Wesley Snipes in this world.
Liz: You know, there isn't.
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Liz: So I'll go to Floyd's wedding alone. Maybe I'll just lean into it and bring a cat and a baby stroller.

07-23-2010, 08:12 PM

one of my favourite quote ever, I love that episode

**Libra** · 07-23-2010, 08:47 PM

Liz: What made you think I was gay?
Jack: Your shoes.
Liz: Well, I'm straight.
Jack: Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.

:lol:

Jack: Look at this video of a baby panda sneezing.
Liz Lemon: Oh, it's the *cutest* thing I've ever seen!
Jack: [interrupts her] I need you to fire 10% of our workforce.

hahaha so great :lmao:

07-23-2010, 09:06 PM

:lmao: Always a classic.

"If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down."

07-23-2010, 09:59 PM

Liz: I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider them erotica.
Jack: That man can wear a sweater.

07-23-2010, 10:44 PM

I'm gonna go old school:

Tracy: I'm just going through the classic stages of grief; fear, denial, horniness, wisdom, sleepiness and now depression.

07-23-2010, 11:04 PM

:lmao: Love all the quotes around here. :lol:

07-23-2010, 11:30 PM

Dr. Spaceman: Boy, it's crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up. Different time, the '60s.

**manhattan** · 07-23-2010, 11:41 PM

Another great line from the finale...

Jack to Liz: "A smug, 40 year old bridesmaid, what a treat for everyone" :lol:

07-23-2010, 11:48 PM

Jack: Mother, there are terrorist cells that are more nurturing than you are.

Tracy: I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! I'm just kidding, I know he doesn't care what humans do.

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