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    Caffine Joke

    I feel much stupider for reading this joke

  2. #42
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    Caffine Joke

    they can't all be gems

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    If this joke was buried for a thousand years it might turn into a diamond.
    Probably not, but it's worth trying.
    Better still, a million years.

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    That is total crap. why would you even bother taking the time to write it down on this site?

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    Let's forget about this joke and forgive the guy.

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    i tried to smoke the weed snort the cocaine and down a pot of coffee then walked into my principles office...and i still don't get this joke!
    all i got was community service

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    Caffine Joke

    DIE you bastard

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    COFFEE HUMOR SAYINGS and COFFEE JOKES (COFFEE QUOTES AND PUNS, COFFEE FUN RECIPES, LATTE, CUPPA JOE, CAFFEINE & EXPESSO LAUGHS):
    1. MEN ARE LIKE COFFEE. THE BEST ONES ARE RICH, WARM AND KEEP YOU UP ALL NIGHT LONG.
    2. COFFEE JOKE: AN OVERWEIGHT MAN WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW COFFEE MADE HIM NERVOUS. I SAID WHY DON'T YOU QUIT DRINKING COFFEE. HE SAID, "BECAUSE IF I DIDN'T HAVE THE SHAKES, I WOULDN'T GET ANY EXERCISE AT ALL."
    3. HONEY, THE COFFEE ISN'T HELPING. GET THE JUMPER CABLES.
    4. I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH CAFFEINE. I HAVE A PROBLEM WITHOUT IT!!!
    5. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE AND MEN ARE SO MUCH BETTER RICH.
    6. COFFEE JOKE: DID YOU HEAR THE STORY ABOUT THE COFFEE? NEVER MIND. IT'S STEAMY HOT STUFF.
    7. SHE'S LIKE YESTERDAY'S COFFEE... --A LITTLE WEAK IN THE BEAN.
    8. COFFEE JOKE: A MAN WENT TO HIS DOCTOR AND SAID, "EVERY TIME I DRINK COFFEE, I GET A STABBING PAIN IN MY RIGHT EYE." HIS DOCTOR SAID, "WELL, HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TAKING THE SPOON OUT OF THE CUP FIRST?"
    9. Coffee humor button: I DON'T DO DECAF.
    10. Coffee humor buton: JAVALICIOUS.
    11. The good old days: REMEMBER WHEN WE WOULD TALK OUT OUR PROBLEMS OVER COFFEE AND A CIGARETTE? NOW THEY ARE THE PROBLEMS.

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    hahahaha nice joke

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    A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the planning office.

    The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

    He replies, "Yes, caffeine."

    "Have you ever worked for the public service before?"

    "Yes, I was in the army." he says, "I was in Iraq for two tours."

    The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."

    Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

    The guy says, "Yes. A mine exploded near me when I was there and I lost both of my testicles".

    The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to take you on right away.

    Our normal hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm.......but you can start tomorrow at 10.00am and carry on starting at 10.00am every day."

    The bloke is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm, why don't you want me here until 10.00am? I'm not looking for any special treatment y'know"

    "What you have to understand is that this is a council job," the interviewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls so there's no point in you coming in for that."

 

 

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