Thread: Sex is like cycling because....

http://www.bikesutra.com/bikesex.html

That was quite funny.....nice find

Also there can be a rather pleasant dull ache in you muscles the next day after an especially vigorous session! Always bring a faint smile to my face when I recall how it got there.

lol! i agree!

If you keep your head low you meet less resistance.
For the big climbs hold on tight and push hard.
Unclip before dismount
Changing positions can help you for the long haul
If you fall asleep,well you know what happens
If you finish too early you will be accused of doping (maybe not, but I like it )
If you do it right you will need a shower later.
It is embarassing to be seen riding an old worn out model.
Hand and leg placement can help performance
And never borrow your best friends favorite ride wiyhout asking.
Proper lubrication is important.
Use proper air pressure (if a live females is not available) and carry patch kit.
If you are in a group ride you better hold your line.

Thats for starters!! I am sure I can think of more

On the tools side...

Whips with chains!

Good thought. Never take a ride without the proper tool.
We will leave the multi tools to the Jerry Springer Show

Huskey,

This sought of reminds me of the old joke to wit

"My wife always likes to talk to me when she's having sex. The other night she rung me from a hotel." Boom Boom.

Kind regards,

Less'

You know I always thought that women closed their eyes when making love because they hated to see men enjoying themselves. Concentration eh?

Kind regards,

Yeah, sex and cycling relates..... it depends on my mood whether i want to go short and fast or long and slow. :P