Subject: casino dealers
> Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive
blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a
> singleroll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck
down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
> As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES!
YES!
> I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each
other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other
answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
> MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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