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Therewere three friends, liked the same girl. All three decided to proposethe girl and girl's decision will be final. Theywent to girl firstfriend : I'd give my life for you.Girl:That says it all. Seconddude: I can bring moon and stars for you Girl:is the old dialog thirdfriend came up courageously to girl and said : I have 3 liters ofpetrol daily in your ACTIVA. Girlsaid Crazy wants so much to me.
Joke of the Day Three brothers wanted to give their blind mom a birthday gift. The first got her a big beautiful house. The second got her a brand new luxury vehicle with a driver. The third got her a talking parrot to keep her company. When they all got together, they wanted to know which gift she liked best. She said they were all great but she thanked her third son because she liked the chicken dinner best.
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