Birthers: How do you explain the two birth announcements?

Birthers: I'd like to hear an honest explanation of how the two birth announcements in the the Honolulu Advertiser and the Star Bulletin reconcile with the fact that Barack Hussein Obama's long form Birth Certificate doesn't exist.

And what about Obama's missing kindergarten records, his missing Highschool school records, his missing Occidental College records, and Columbia University records, his missing Columbia thesis, his sequestered Harvard Law School records, his missing Harvard Law Review articles, his missing scholarly articles from the University of Chicago, his missing passport (including Pakistani and Kenyan entry stamps), his absent medical records, any baptism records, or his adoption records?

I mean he has two birth announcements.