Money making ideas that I came up with, I wandered what you thought of this?

1. Helping people write their university papers
2. Helping people write their resumes
3. Helping people write their cover letters
4. Helping people attract men or woman into their loves
5. Helping people psychoanalyze their loves
6. Giving people advice on how to overcome their emotional and psychological problems
7. Giving people fashion tips on how to look good
8. Reading people's fortunes
9. Charging a monthly fee to be on my chrisitan mailing list
10. Helping people write their university admission essays
11. Profiling the men and woman they want to date and telling them which ones are good and which one's aren't. Or running a dating service where the profile the men and woman they deal with.
12. Babysitting kids in big groups of up to 10-15 people per day