An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but was very difficult work as the ground was hard. His only son Vincent used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me like in the old days. Love Papa A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Pop: Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried Love Vinnie. At 4 A.M the next morning FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies They appologized to the old man and left. The next day he received a letter from Vinnie that said
Now you can plant your tomatos pop that was the best I could do.