Thread: If aliens landed in your back garden, what would you do?

Ask them to come round to the front door incase the neigbourhood watch thought they were burglars...then I'd ask them for a cure for cancer so I could market it and become a millionaire.

Run at them shouting "Probe me, probe me!"

well if it was a sexy 3 breasted, 4 bum cheeked 3 handed 2 headed female alien id show her my room and tell her its the embassy of earth and show her how we great new visators NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE if you get my flow hehehehehehehehehehehe

call the networks

Charge them rent.

Get them a seat on the decking and have a nice talk with Coca cola and biscuits. They might be able to take away some people who i don't like.

Put on some music, "Down to earth", and give 'em all a mars bar.

I'd say "Now You look here, I wouldn't allow hippies in tents on My lawn, and I certainly won't allow You, kindly clear off before I set the dogs on You".