Can You please give me some good jokes not everyone has already heard of :P?

**Voldemort_Wubs_Me** · 02-25-2010, 10:45 AM

Hopefully not too dirty :P I need one or two liners as well as longer ones.

**Laurence** · 02-25-2010, 10:45 AM

I once went to a restuarant and ordered an omelette and chicken parmesan to answer the question of what came first: the egg or the chicken.

**Felix Lee** · 02-25-2010, 10:46 AM

Which is the brightest subject?
Lit! (Literature)

Why do you dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?
Cos babies can't change themselves.

What do you call a duck who crosses the road and crosses back again?
A double crosser.

What do you call a duck who crosses the road, crosses a mud puddle, and crosses back to the same road again?
A dirty double crosser.

There was once a black cat and a white cat. One day, the white cat fell into the river. The black cat rescued it. What did the white cat say to the black cat?
Meow.