I fear I'll have to buy a 'chick' car for my next vehicle due to high gas...

[Fake]

...prices..how do I keep my manhood? How do I keep my manliness about me when driving a compact chick-looking car due to fuel economy?

[Lee]

Buy a bike

[Obvious Chip]

You can take the train or bus.

[i know it all]

get rid of the cell phone and cable so you can keep driving a mans car

[Anon]

real men dont have to worry about their "manhood"

[wyomugs]

Clip playing cards to the spokes of your tires so they make that "varoom" sound as you go along to impress the girls. Install a truck's AIR HORN, so you can BLAST peoples' ears off like a Freightliner. Roll down your windows and go, "VAROOOOOOOM! VAROOOOOOM!" at traffic lights so it people will think you are driving a gas-guzzling Bughati. Oh, and don't forget to wear your Foster Grants!


1. REPEAL the 16th Amendment!!
2. DISBAND The FED!
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ_okAgAUGE

Republican since before she was born… and PROUD of it.

[Attack Bear]

You should also get a sex change when you buy that chick car.

Welcome to ur new reality, bro!

[Brace 4 Impact]

Put a half dozen giant "Drill Here Drill Now" bumper stickers on it.

[JUST DO IT!!]

any woman who might judge you by your *car* is not worth anything!