Last night my wife kissed me without my expressed consent. Should I call

[Beep, the Rested]

You sick bastard... you were obviously asking for this obscene and inappropriate act by wearing whatever clothing you were (or, knowing you, weren't) wearing.

Your only hope to avoid super-hell is to see a priest and have your sins absolved. (You'll still go to regular hell, but at least it won't have constant upbeat musical theater like super-hell.)

[the martillo]

remember your the victim, you did nothing to warrant it or deserve it. Now milk the victim mentality, hit up oprah, dr. phil, do speaking engagements, cry into your pillow at night, find a same-sex life partner due to trust issues with people of the opposite sex, start a meninist movement.

[jakemcclake]

I know you are not seriously considering this. For a kiss, I really do not think they will jail her, anyway. But even if would, you would need to show that she was capable of and in fact did overpower you, and you would probably need the bruises to help win that case, or would need to show she drugged you, or used a weapon.

Sorry about your feeling used. The police will tell you that women use men all the time for various things, like protection, love, sex, money, attention, lifting, carrying, opinions, etc despite some women claiming that they never need us. The police will say, they can not jail every woman that uses a man, there just is not enough room, anywhere in the world. So get over it!

I think you are really not writting about this. I think you are suggesting that women who make this charge against men are doing something wrong. Perhaps, if they too considered charging sexual battery for trying to steal a kiss from your wife, that is wrong. But seriously, have you heard of women making charges like that? Do they ever win that kind of case?