...happened? > 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
>
> 2nd woman : Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?
>
> 1st woman : I Froze to Death.
>
> 2nd woman : How Horrible!
>
> 1st woman : It wasn't so bad. After I quit
> shaking from the cold, I
> began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a
> peaceful death. What about you?
>
> 2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I
> suspected that my
> husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch
> him in the act. But instead, I found him all by
> himself in the den watching TV.
>
> 1st woman: So, what happened?
>
> 2nd woman : I was so sure there was another
> woman there somewhere
> that I started running all over the house looking. I
> ran up into the attic and searched, and down into
> the basement. Then I went through every closet and
> checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I
> had looked everywhere, and finally I became so
> exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart
> attack and died.
>
> 1st woman : Too bad you didn't look in the
> freezer---we'd both still
> be alive.