A captain and his crew are searching the sea for a enemy ship.

"Captain," yells someone from the crows nest," 1 enemy ship on the horizon!!!"
"Bring me my red shirt" the captain says. 10 min after the fight ended, a crew member asked the captain why he asked for the red shirt. "Well, in case i get shot, the crew wont notice and keep fighting."

The next morning someone yells form the crows nest, "20 ENEMY SHIPS ON THE HORIZON!!!!!!!"
The captain says:


"Brings me my brown pants"
Can you guess what was going to be brown? BHAHAHAHAH! he crud himself!