Looking for Work
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> A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
> can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking
> for work in six weeks.'
>
> A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out
> of
> one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four
> weeks.'
>
> A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
> can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
> them both looking for work in two weeks.'
>
> A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We
> took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House and
> now half the country is looking for work.
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