Braindead Motherfuckers

[!!Confused!!]

Damn, I guess I'll be stuck with the people I love so dearly then.

[luv_2_homeschool]

Most people just get lazy because many things in this counrty are handed to them. I used to work fixing computer for college professors. Now here are my college teachers coming in dumb as bricks. "Uh my internet doesn't work", "try plugging in the cord first, dunb shit". My all time favorite was the drink in the cd tray. They thought it was a cup holder and favorite question, "how do I download the internet?" :banghead: . You guys should read acts of gord www.actsofgord.com. He accounts all of his encounters as a video game rental shop owner. Its pretty funny at least you can have a laugh about the stupid people he had to deal with.

[vespers]

To continue the joke, the morning I typed the above response, 4 people made waffles, 3 had to be instructed on it. Lord help us all.

[childlibr53]

Here is 14 reasons why they should allow drinking at your job.

14 Reasons To Allow Drinking at your Job

1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.