I'm writing an editorial for an english assignment and I need a really good headline. Basically, I'm writing an article on a fellow classmate about exposing some big thing or huge obstacle, things like that. It's actually pretty humorous, so I'm doing mine about struggling to find an identity for the girl I'm writing about because she's called Snooki all the time (kinda looks like her, but way classier)

Whats a good headline? and for her name, just use Jane.