Any help would be greatly appreciated. My petunias are my only friends. My husband was run over by a tractor and my grandmother was attacked by a rabid moose. My children have left me and thats when my sadness took over me. I recently took up petunia farming and its been a wonderful way to release my negative feelings and move on from the haunting images of my husband whos previously favorite shirt now has tire tracks. My petunias are beginning to wither for unknown reasons and my lovely neighbor jojo gave me a tip to fertilize my soil with mule urine. I do not own a mule because that would make me a very strange person, which I am not. I am quite normal I can assure you. Even ask Jojo. He is a very wise old homeless person indeed. He was reincarnated from a British super model in london in the 1800's. He knows all.
Anyway, please tell me where I can get mule urine. Thank you and have a wonderful Quanza.