Great "Simpsons" Quotes

[Andi C]

"Excuse me, but could you tell me where I can find some BURNS-O's?"

[Devin M.]

Barting Over

Lawyer: Your son alleges you have an anger management problem.
Homer: Why you LITTLE-! I'm sorry, that was a rare lapse in my normally calm demeanor.
Judge: Will the stenographer please read that back that previous statement?
Stenographer: "Why you little-!".
Homer: (to stenographer) Why you LITTLE! (Bart laughs) (to Bart) Why you LITTLE! (to judge) Why you LITTLE!

Dead Putting Society

(after writing up the bet on the mini golf game)
Marge: I suppose you two have to sign this. I hope BLOOD won't be necessary.
Homer: I'm game if YOU are, Flanders.

Lisa Gets an A

(Bart takes Lisa to the boy's bathroom)
Lisa: I can't go in there!
Bart: Oh relax. There's nothing here you didn't see when Dad boycotted pants.

^ I hope he didn't boycott underwear, too.

[User#725]

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. -Homer ("The Otto Show')

Fine! I'll sleep with someone who DOES appreciate me. -Homer ("Three Gays Of The Condo"

You people are pigs! -Krusty ("Lisa's First Word")

I don't have to take suggestions from you, you barbecue-wrecking, know-nothing, know-it-all! -Homer ("Lisa The Vegetarian")

Let's destroy ever child...friendly thing in town! -LinRABey Negale ("Marge vs. SSCCTG")

If you survive, please come again! -Apu ("Boy Scoutz N The Hood")

And all those opposed to horse-whipping Homer Simpson?
...Me. -Mayor Quiraby and Homer Simpson

Look a bear! -Homer ("Children Of A Lesser Clod")