I was with a group of friends at the mall today and this dumb kid who I think has a crush on my kept passing gas and using his hand to waft it to my face. I got fed up, so I stood up on the table in the mall food court and blasted one right in his face. I honestly didnt expect it to smell as bad as it did, but I thought it was still hilarious. Well the guys didnt and now they call me "The Stinker". Why the double standard?
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