Your Favorite Cartoon Quotes??

[carverbrittanys]

Since this has turned into a list thread-- I'd like to remind people about the List Thread Rules in place here.

Got a quote you love? Great! Please explain in some detail why you enjoy the quote the most.

Something like

works just fine. Please give us some insight as to why you picked the quote and maybe a little background behind it. If you're just going to list off 5 or 10 quotes in a list, the post may get deleted, and if it continues-- the thread may be closed. It takes maybe a few minutes to tell us why these quotes are your top picks, and the discussion can really take off.

[J Dub]

I really like that one from some simpsons episode:

SOME GUY: "You will know when your wife is about to leave you.... ...when she is happy and full of life"

HOMER: "That will never happen!"

AND

After Marge makes some dessert hot dogs, bart eats one and says:

"WOW! It tastes like a dessert, but its a hot dog so its good for you!"

That quote reminds me of a kid in real life that sayd:

SOME KID: "Hey! Did you know ice cream is good for you??"

ME: "Where did you get that idea?"

SOME KID: "Because ice cream comes from milk."

ME: "........"

SOME KID: "And Milk is healthy for you."

ME: "Did you know that a glass of whole milk is more dangerous than second-hand smoking?"

SOME KID: "Whats that?"

ME: "Never mind. Just eat your ice cream..."

ROFL. sorry to ramble on.