Summer of 4 Ft. 2
Miss Hoover: And so, as Abraham Lincoln sat in Ford's theatre that night, John Wilkes Booth entered, drew his gun, and... (bell rings) Well, that's it. Have a nice summer, everyone. (almost everyone leaves)
Chuck: But what happened in Ford's theatre?
Ralph: Was President Lincoln OK?
Hoover: He was fine. (beat) Go home, Ralph.
^ If, by "fine", you mean "shot in the head". I also love how Hoover apparently didn't cover the Civil War at all in the rest of the school year, one of the most important events in U.S. history. Using roughly her own words from "Lisa's Substitute", "Oh what did she teach them?!"
Another similar quote I enjoy:
Kamp Krusty
(kids are running out of the school)
Teacher: Wait a minute! You didn't find out how World War II ended. (kids stop; pause) WE WON!
Kids: YAY!!!! USA! USA! (begin rioting)
^ Gotta love simplifying a whole war to "we won".
Bookmarks