Thread: sum thing for you all to laugh at?

3 men died one day and came before St. Peter at the pearly gates.

1st man was asked, so how many times did you cheat on your wife? Man says, oh, about 50 or so..., so St. Peter lets him in and gives him a pinto to drive.

2cd man arrives, and St. Peter asks how many times he cheated on his wife. Well, I'd say about 25 or so. St. Peter opens the gates wide and gives him a camaro to drive.

3rd man came to the gates and St Peter asked, so how many times did you cheat on your wife? I never cheated at all, sir, he replied. Peter rolls the gates wide and gives the man a brand new Rolls Royce to drive.

Sometime later, the other 2 guys find the 3rd guy bawling his eyes out beside the road. "What's wrong?", they asked. "You got the good car to drive!"

I know, replied the 3rd man, but I just saw my wife go by, and she was on SKATES!

LOL

LOL. Heard it before though.

this joke is really funny
have a star

haha ive heard that before but it was still funny<3

haha, that funny, I don't care who you are

Haha! That's good, but sad!!! You should be, like a comedian, or something of that nature. Skates...good times.

Lol..poor guy