Thread: Your mommas so short ..............jokes ?

eg your mommas so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence

yr momman so fat she got hit by a parked car

Yo Mamas so short, she trips on her tampon string

Yo Mama's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.

Yo Mama's so short, she can do backflips under the bed.

Yo Mama's so short, she can surf on a popsicle stick

Yo Mama's so short, she had to stand on three phonebooks to blow yo dad.

Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

Your momma's so short, she needs a ladder to get up the front steps

Yo Mama's so short, she has to cuff her underwear.
Yo Mamas so short, she trips on her tampon string
Yo Mama's so short, she can play handball on the curb.
Yo Mama's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.
Yo Mama's so short, she poses for trophies.
Yo Mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
Yo Mama's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet.
Yo Mama's so short, she be jumping off curbs talkin' bout "Weeee!"
Yo Mama's so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
Yo Mama's so short, she can do backflips under the bed.
Yo Mama's so short, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo Mama's so short, she can hang glide on a Dorito.
Yo Mama's so short, her best friend is an ant.
Yo Mama's so short, her homies are the Keebler Elfs.
Yo Mama's so short, she can suck my balls standing up.
Yo Mama's so short, she can surf on a popsicle stick.
Yo Mama's so short, she doesn't have legs, she has feet growing out her **butt**.
Yo Mama's so short, she had to stand on three phonebooks to blow yo dad.
Yo Mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo Mama's so short, she tried to commit suicide with a pin.
Yo Mama's so short, she's affraid to get off the carpet alone.
Yo Mama's so short, she has to reach up to tie her shoes.