Joke: Do you have this problem? jimi4950?

03-09-2008, 08:30 PM

An elderly woman goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, it's terrible, I pass gas all the time. Fortunately, it's odorless and silent, otherwise I'd be mortified. For example, I've passed gas ten times just since we've been talking, but it's odorless and silent so you can't tell." The doctor gives her some green pills and tells her to take one a day and come back in a week.

The woman comes back after taking the pills for a week. She says, "Doc, there's been a change but not for the better. I still pass gas all the time, but while it's still silent, now it smells terrible!"

The doctor says, "Well, I'm glad we cleared up your sinus blockage. Now we'll have to work on your hearing."

03-10-2008, 07:27 AM

ROTFL.. Very very funny

03-10-2008, 08:00 AM

Phuuuuutt. soz . old couple in church .when the woman turns to her husband and says .oh dear i've just let off a silent fart what should i do.change the batteries in your hearing aid. her husband replied