i dont get this joke help!!?

**Tomb Raider** · 09-22-2009, 08:56 PM

It means that shes had so many kids and shes dead now so she can't spread her legs open and have any more.

**aloha** · 09-22-2009, 08:56 PM

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Soon after the last child is born her husband dies. A few weeks later she remarries and over the following years has another 22 children with her second husband. After the last child is born her second husband also dies.Within a month Maria is engaged to be married a third time. Unfortunately she becomes very ill and dies. At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin, looks up to the heavens and says, "At least, they're finally together."
A man standing next to the priest asks, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean Maria and her first husband, or Maria and her second husband?"
"Neither", the priest says, "I mean her legs."

**whyhellothere** · 09-22-2009, 08:56 PM

hahahahhahahah thats really funny!!!

idk if you're too young, it's pretty obvious to anybody atleast in high school. ask an older friend or something bc i feel uncomfertable telling u this if youre quite young

**ninny** · 09-22-2009, 08:56 PM

basically she has so many children that the priest meant thank god her legs are together cause........she cant have anymore kids

**ninny** · 09-22-2009, 08:56 PM

basically she has so many children that the priest meant thank god her legs are together cause........she cant have anymore kids

**\\Ashlee////** · 09-22-2009, 08:57 PM

Its a dirty joke
the woman had so many kids
she never kept her legs closed or together
now that she died her legs are finally together(closed)

09-22-2009, 08:57 PM

The term "keep your legs closed" means that you don't have sex. Because she had so many husbands and so many children, she didn't keep her legs closed. So, now that she is dead, she can't have sex. When the priest says finally her legs are closed, he is talking about how she isn't going to have sex anymore because she is dead.

**Go Celtics!** · 09-22-2009, 08:57 PM

He means that because she's had so many kids, he's glad she's dead and can't have anymore. Legs closed = no more babies, even though she's dead. (her legs are together, as in next to one another)