Tutorial: How to Debate With & Win Against Atheists (Theists-only)?

[jebus]

Greetings, there may be times when you are debating with an Atheist and it may seem inevitably impossible to rise from the ashes as the victor due to their evil factual evidence and logically sound arguments. However, it only SEEMS impossible, I am going to teach you how to easily defeat these sinful apes and refute their evil claims. Just follow these simple steps:

1. Identify their evil factual evidence or logically sound argument.
2. Cross-reference the current topic with your holy book (if no reference found, skip to step 4).
3. Immediately and forcefully begin speaking of the absolute truth your holy book contains on this subject, if this fails continue to step 4.
4. Close your eyes, plug your ears, scream blasphemy.
5. ???
6. PROFIT!

Regards,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Jebus

[Miss Information]

Don't forget to also say "godditit!"

[Eni]

Hey, I saw a clip on this: a guy (a "religious" t.v. show) said "we must learn to circumvent their intelligence". Therein lies the problem.

[His Divine Shadow]

I was skeptical of the value of your post until I saw step #6.

[Dear Dogma]

1- "Identify their evil factual evidence or logically sound argument."

Atheist; "All morals are relative"

Theist; "Unable to comply with first caveat"

[Mr NiceGuy^2]

Thank you for this helpful guide.

You forgot to mention saying "FACT!!" loudly after you say something.

[Dr. Mankitteh]

"Debating creationists on the topic of evolution is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon — it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory." - Scott D. Weitzenhoffer

[No Chance Without Jesus]

You forgot the first step

Find a rational Atheist.

(NOT easy)