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The Ballad of Tiger Woods

It‘s quite a lore, in golf, what he has done
He’s made those drives so great to hole-in-one
Then those reporters came to uncover
That aside from wife he had another

Now he has pledged that that affair is gone
Here's his advice to each and everyone:
"Outside the greens," he said while in his room
"stick to that better hole you got at home."
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