30 Rock Quotes Thread #1: It's always smiles time in here!

**MuSic IS LiFE** · 07-24-2010, 06:48 AM

:lmao: "Can we have our money now?"

So funny!

07-24-2010, 07:01 AM

LOL

so many great quotes in here! :lol:

07-24-2010, 07:42 AM

Liz: Elisa has a terrible secret! My current theory is she's the mother of those Michael Jackson kids.

:lol:

07-24-2010, 08:10 AM

Yes! And then the one from season 2:
Jack: These Verizon Wireless phones are just so popular I accidentally grabbed one belonging to an acquaintance.
Liz: Well, sure, because that Verizon Wireless service is just unbeatable. If I saw one of those on TV I'd be like "Where is my nearest retailer so I can get one?" *looks at camera* Can we have our money now?

:lol:

07-24-2010, 08:10 AM

I know.

That Wesley one is my favorite.

**manhattan** · 07-24-2010, 08:27 AM

:lol: soooo funny!

This is a great thread!

07-24-2010, 08:30 AM

i love all the 30 rock quotes on here!

liz:" i will leave you to it."

"it" meaning buisness?"

liz: " of course, i call the movie Risky Buisness "Risky It" Because "it" means buisness."

Jack:..."extreme weather prepardness on the war on the poor."
Liz: " you mean the war on poverty."
Jack: " yeah ok lets go with that.

yeah i got them of the youtube vids but they're hilarious quotes!

07-24-2010, 09:29 AM

Liz: I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.

07-24-2010, 10:45 AM

Jack: Look how Greenzo's testing! They love him in every demographic - colored people, broads, fairies, commies. Gosh, we gotta update these forms.

Kenneth: Oh no Sir, I don't vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name.
Jack: That's Republican. We count those.

**MuSic IS LiFE** · 07-24-2010, 12:00 PM

Oh, and the whole Snapple product placement in season 1 was genius!

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