30 Rock Music Thread #1 ~ The muffin top is all that, whole gain low fat. You know you want a piece of that.

**chrissy** · 07-28-2010, 02:56 AM

Thanks for the new thread :flowers:

**Libra** · 07-28-2010, 10:42 AM

:lmao: Well, what a great thread! Thanks for that!!!

07-28-2010, 05:12 PM

:star: songs on 30 Rock :star:

Muffin Top song (Jenna - Jack-Tor)

My muffin top is all that
Whole-grain, low-fat
I know you wanna piece of that
But I just wanna dance
Check checkin' out my sweet hips
My sugar-coated berry lips
I know you wanna get with this
But I'm just here to dance

So back up off of me
You're weirding me out
I'm an independent lady
So do not try to play me
I run a tidy bakery
The boys all want my cake for free
If you can't shake your fakery
Then kiss my muffin top.

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah (Tracy - Jack Gets in the Game)

I was working late on my haftorah
when I heard a knock on my bedroom-doorah
I opened it up and to my surprise
there was a werewolf standing there with glowing gold eyes
he says tomorrow my son you will be a man
but tonight's the time to join the wolfen clan
tomorrow you will stand at the bimah and pray
but tonight let's gaze at the moon and bay

(Chorus 2x)
Werewolf bar mitzvah
Spooky scary
Boys becoming men
Men becoming wolves

The next day what happened, the tomah didn't teach
I got up in front of everyone to give my little speech
then my teeth turned into fangs and my nails into claws
and I nearly dropped the torah when my hands turned into paws
I growled and i roared and my rabbi did as well
it was a rocking werewolf zoo at Temple Beth-Emmanuel

(Chorus)

We had a reception at the larchmont country club
they served a real nice brisket and an eight foot party sub
I danced with my cousins, I got money from my folks
we had a lot of fun making circumcision jokes
then i remembered the premise of my song
I was at a nice reception but the werewolf part was gone
so we pulled ourselves together and we're wolfmen again
just in time for monster fight to begin
all the country club employees were brainsucking pack
who had all turned into zombies and were on the attack
so we fought them and some draculas and frankensteins too
cause you gotta love bar mitzvah, even if you're not a [Arooo~!]

(Chorus)

Werewolf bar mitzvah
Kooky hairy
Boys becoming men
Men becoming wolves

Midnight Train to Georgia (2.10)

TRACY: New York, proved to much for the man.
GRIZZ and DOT COM: To much for the man, he couldn't make it.
TRACY: So he's leaving the life. He's come to know. He's Leaving.
GRIZZ and DOT COM:: Leavin'
TRACY: On that Midnight Train to Georgia.
GRIZZ and DOT COM: Leavin' on a Midnight Train.

TRACY: Yes he's leaving.
JENNA: Yes he's leaving. On that Midnight Train to Georgia.

JACK AND C.C.: My world, her world, his world, our world, mine and theirs alone.
LIZ: I've got to go, I've got to go.
JENNA: On that Midnight Train, all aboard, all aboard.
JENNA and TRACY: On the Midnight Train.

KENNETH: I missed it.
JENNA and TRACY: He missed it.
KENNETH: I missed that Midnight Train to Georgia.
JENNA and TRACY: He missed that Midnight Train. Woo woo!
KENNETH: There's an eleven forty-five, and I was misinformed about the time.
JENNA and TRACY: Misinformed about the time. Didn't even get to stand in line.
KENNETH: I missed it!
ALL: He missed that Midnight Train to Georgia.

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